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I voted despite my lack of faith in humanity, and efforts to stop caring about the stupid little dolts, not to mention general feelings of fatalism.

“On the day that the polls opened, the paper published a list of twenty prostitutes, who said that Aaron Burr was their favorite customer. It was the dirtiest political campaign I think probably in the history of the country in terms of personal political attacks.” From Thomas Fleming, The Duel, WGBH transcript.

Geez, Burr had no sense of humor at all. Plus they could’ve said he was their least favorite customer.